Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuckthisshit

Dear _________,
You're a fucking liar and you know it. Is it fun keeping all of this shit from me? Is it fun thinking that I don't know who and how you really fucking are? Just keep putting on that silly little voice and pretending we have some great fucking relationship. I figured you out, asshole. Get the fuck away from me.

And

Dear __________,
You've got to be kidding me.
Really?